The 90s won’t die. The geeky decade is trending with Millenials and Gen Z and so it doesn’t come as a suprise, that Jurassic Park’s newest installment returns with the original cast. And with them the hypersexual Jeff Goldblum jumps back into the public imagination of the mainstream. So, as porn always reflects fantasies and trends in the mainstream, it was only a matter of time until we got this: the parody site NerdsofPorn.com has released Jeffrassic Porn: A Nerds of Porn Theme Park.
The porn pardoy specialsts from NerdsOfPorn released their take on Jurassic Park, Steven Spielberg’s mega blockbuster from the 90s, with a new installment out in cinemas worldwide now. The original cast is featuring heavily in the new version. In the porn spoof, Jeff Goldblum’s character is played by Nerds of Porn founder Adam Christopher.
The parody is titled »Jeffrassic Porn« and debuts right now at NerdsofPorn.com, and will be available via VOD comine Friday, June 24.
The studio’s description of the movie goes like this, »On the planet of Sukhaard, the ruler known as the Cockmaster creates a theme park inspired by his favorite actor Jeff Goldblum, where he has kidnapped multiple Goldblum characters throughout universes for his viewing pleasure. It’s up to a ‘paleobuttnist’ and a space ‘whorerrior’ to get the Goldblums off of the planet and returned home. «
Jeffrassic Porn is directed by Penny Petalz who also co-wrote the movie alongside Nikki Sequoia and Aphrodite Adams. The cast additionally features Dahlia Von Knight and Nikki Zee.
You can watch the trailer here