Among fans of brute irony, a new Christmas movie classic has been established for years: Die Hard, the action blockbuster that made Bruce Willis a global star. And just in time for the holiday of love, porn parody specialist WoodRocket has released an XXX version of the ultimate action movie ever. The title was a no-brainer: Dick Hard.
Christmas time in front of the TV – for many people all over the world this means watching the good old Christmas movies again. Besides the traditional holiday classics such as A Christmas Carol and It’s A Wonderful Life, contemporary classics have long since emerged that also put people in a Christmas mood. And if only because a nostalgic hint of childhood memories goes along with them.
For some years now, a tradition has been established among geeks, nerds, and sitcom fans, and that is to hold a “Die Hard” marathon at Christmas. This trend has not only been noticed by TV stations and streaming services, but also by the porn studio WoodRocket, which has specialized for years in the production of porn parodies of Hollywood blockbusters and series.
With Dick Hard, WoodRocket not only gives porn lovers but also Die Hard aficionados a very special Christmas present. The founder and top director of WoodRocket is Lee Roy Meyers. And together with Holly G Myers, he directed this epic masterpiece called »Dick Hard.«
The plot sounds famously absurd: Christmas in Porn Valley, the Fuckatomi Corporation celebrates its annual Christmas party. A villain named Grabber (Jimmy Pistol) turns out to be a terrorist. The sarcastic cop John DickClane has to save his ex (played by Richelle Ryan). Spectacular action, wit, and hardcore entertainment await fans of the cult film series.
The film is available for free on WoodRocket since December 18th. An extended version can be found in the paid premium section of Pornhub. WoodRocket has been cooperating with the tube giant, whose parent company MindGeek is based in Luxembourg, for a long time.
Here is the trailer for the movie:
If you want to know more, you can find it on the websites run by WoodRocket and Pornhub.