The actor David Schwimmer, who achieved worldwide fame in the role of Ross Gellar, has received an enticing offer. The tube site YouPorn offered the actor 1 million dollars to appear in a porn production.
In the good old tradition of glamour studios like Vivid, MindGeek’s tube site YouPorn tries to score free headlines with the fame of others. The offer of one million dollars to the former Friends actor will probably never have to be paid. The tube side will also hardly expect that Schwimmer will accept the offer. After all, the actor has never expressed any interest in the field.
Thus, the whole thing is nothing more than a transparent attempt to get free PR with the popularity of an actor. Schwimmer himself had recently hit the headlines again when a thief in Blackpool who looked like him stole beer and was recorded by a surveillance camera.
Beer stealing »Friend«?
The former »Friends«-actor used the situation for a small viral joke on Twitter and published a video showing him stealing beer while the tweet itself claimed #itwasntme.
Officers, I swear it wasn’t me.
As you can see, I was in New York.
To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme pic.twitter.com/EDFF9dZoYR— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) 24. Oktober 2018
The Blackpool police also replied on Twitter, assuring with a wink that they believed the actor. »Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses. We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date.«
YouPorn Offers David Schwimmer $1 Million
Due to this story, YouPorn published its not so serious offer: »We at YouPorn, like so many others, miss that time you awkwardly proved to Rachel and Joey that you were ‘fine!” Or that time you tried to teach Rachel and Phoebe about the state of total awareness…Unagi! ‘To make everyone’s dreams come true, we want to bring those talents back to the screen and are offering you a $1 million contract to star in your very own Friends porn parody. We know it’s not the ‘silver screen’, but we already have a Rachel on board and think it’s the perfect PIVOT in your career. We’ll even let you wear those leather pants again! We’re looking forward to hearing from you regarding our offer, and sincerely hope we can work together on this soon.«
David Schwimmer has not yet responded to the offer. But since the actor, like his co-actors, received one million per episode in the last season of Friends, the ridiculous attempt is unlikely to even move the actor.