The British porn company Television X released a porn for those heavily interested in politics – that is if you are able to unglue yourself from your screens reading New York Times, Guardian, and CNN. In this movie Theresa May, Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and Vladimir Putin are played by some of the best know British porn stars. It’s a little bit disturbing of course, but it definitely helps with getting into a better mood even if you are confronted with heavy headlines on a daily basis.
For legal reasons and probably because it’s funny, the names of our well-known world leaders have been changed. Starring Teaser Maynot (Rebecca More) from the Whorey Party, Jizza Cwoarbyn from the Laymore Party, Anguala Merkin, Tronald Dump and, of course, Gladimhere Putitin.
It probably doesn’t come as a surprise that the normally quite prudish politicians lose their clothes quickly. The joint press conference by Theresa May and Donald J. Trump therefore results in a glory hole scene.
Even German Chancellor Angela Merkel gets an interesting gig. For unknown reasons, she gets into some girl-on-girl action with a representative of Scotland’s party PNS. Definitely a must see. But beware: It might get in the way of your objectivity when you are reading again about foreign affairs.
As it feels like we are confronted with political porn on a daily basis and no day goes by without a new scandal from the Trump White House, it might be quite fitting that we now have the opportunity to get to see all our favorite politicians in one giant porn production.
