Unicorn Sex Toys Now Exist Because Nothing Is Sacred

For years, unicorns were synonymous with innocence, enchantment and magic – until, that is, someone decided to make a sex toy based on the mythical creature.

Yes, that’s right, for those who love unicorns a bit too much, you can now buy a spiral horn dildo which is 7.5” in length with a circumference of 5.5”.

The niche product, from Geeky Sex Toys, comes in an array of fantastical colours including pink, purple and white – all of which come with a delightful pearlescent sheen.

The online store that sells the dildo has carved itself a niche catering to those with ‘nerdy’ interests. It is also responsible for bringing to our attention: The Mighty Moaning Anal Rangers, Pokemoan dildo range and the Batt Plug (we’ll leave that there).

58b9734a1500002100abcfd6The unicorn horn is made from 100% medical grade silicone and costs $50 (roughly £40). It has a ‘super strong’ suction cup at the base, meaning you can attach it to all manner of surfaces.

One thing’s for sure, we’ll never look at unicorns in the same away again.



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