Tesla owners are probably among the most innovation-friendly customers of all. To what extent a blowjob simulator, which can be attached to the car’s cup holder, is capable of generating large sales seems questionable. For safety reasons, the product is only being advertised for self-driving cars, which will probably not be on the roads in Europe for some time to come.
The inventive start-up entrepreneur Brian Sloan has found a new way to get his sextoy Autoblow A.I. into the headlines. With the attachment called Automoblow, it is possible to attach the smart toy simulating oral sex to the cup holder of Tesla vehicles and thus reaching sexual satisfaction while driving.
Although the toy is only advertised in connection with self-driving cars, the temptation to live out long-held fantasies, the blowjob while driving, may be strong for many. The examiners at the TÜV (German Technical Inspection Agency) might get very nervous at the thought.
A spokesman for the company says: »Male Tesla owners will soon face a new option after engaging autopilot: whether or not to pleasure themselves.«
He adds: »Although self-driving cars are relatively new, the technology will soon be ubiquitous and drivers will have to decide how to spend time previously used controlling cars between destinations. With the launch of the Automoblow, people will, for the first time, have the option to masturbate on the way to important meetings and (before or after) stressful events such as dental appointments and funerals. Long road trips will no longer be monotonous.«
Sloan himself comments as well on the launch of the Automoblow. He does admit that »some people will [say] that this invention is unnecessary but I believe those same people, had they been born earlier, would have been late adopters of electricity and the automobile. Artificial intelligence, as it is used in self-driving cars, and even in our male sex toy, frees humans from mundane tasks and allows us to spend our time in more productive ways or in leisure. As self-gratification is a popular leisure activity and controlling a car is not particularly enjoyable, it is self-evident that many men will choose to buy an Automoblow.«
According to the manufacturer’s specifications, the Automoblow is individually adjustable horizontally and vertically and can be rotated up to 180°. The toy can therefore also be used in the passenger seat.
The company has produced a new promotional video for the release of its toy and uploaded it to popular video platforms.